There were three fight scenes in the saloon in the novel Shane and two in the film. In the novel Shane goes into the saloon and
mercantile store to buy work pants shortly after he is hired to work for Joe
Starrett. While there, he buys a bottle
of soda-pop for Starrett’s young son. He
is challenged by one of the cattle boss’s hands, “a young fellow everyone
called Chris … known for a gay manner and reckless courage.” The cattle boss’s men had run out of the
valley Starrett’s previous hired hand.
Chris decides to do the same to Shane.
Most of the dialogue I use in Scene Five between Shane and Kurt Jergens
is from the exchange in the novel between Shane and Chris.
“Hello, farmer,” he
said. He said it as if he did not like
farmers.
Shane regarded him
with grave attention. “Speaking to me?”
he asked mildly and finished his drink.
“Hell, there ain’t
nobody else standing there. Here, have a
drink of this.” Chris shoved his bottle
along the bar. Shane poured himself a generous slug and
raised it to his lips.
…“Did you hear that? This farmer drinks whiskey! I didn’t think these plow-pushing dirt-grubbers drank anything stronger than soda pop!”
…
“What’s been happening in here? It smells. That ain’t no clean cattleman smell. That’s plain dirty barnyard.” He stared at Shane. “You, farmer. What are you and Starrett raising out there? Pigs?”
In the novel Shane does not accept Chris’s challenge. Chris believes it is because Shane is a coward. The owner of the saloon disagrees, says to his
bar tender, “He wasn’t afraid of Chris.
He was afraid of himself.” One of
the homesteaders, a witness of the incident, at a meeting of homesteaders at
Starrett’s place, talks about Shane’s “cowardice.” Shane overhears, rides into town, and knocks
the tar out of Chris. Several days
later, the homesteaders and their families and Shane go into town to buy
supplies. Shane goes into the
saloon. Several of the cattle boss’s men
jump him. Starrett hears of it and joins
Shane in a fierce brawl.
The film replicates the novel’s first saloon scene, skips
the second scene, and portrays the third.
Burdened with so many invented characters filling script space, I skipped
the third scene and compressed the first two scenes into one. Kurt Jergens seemed the logical choice to be
Shane’s comic foil.
Shhotout at Garsen's Saloon -- Part One
Scene Five
Cast of Characters
Joe
Garrett, leader of the homesteaders
Marian
Garrett, Joe’s wifeGrandma Garrett, Joe’s mother
Johnny Garrett, dim-witted 16 year old son
Bonnie Garrett, 12 year old daughter
Cannonball
Stone, fiery-tempered homesteader
Opal Stone,
16 year old daughterRocky Stone, 14 year old son
Svede Svenson, Swedish homesteader
Ebenezer
Erp, town preacher
Alley Erp,
Ebenezer’s wifeHannah Erp, bad-breathed 16 year old daughter
Big Bill
Wretcher, cattle boss of the valley
Rachael
Wretcher, flirtatious 16 year old daughterKurt Jergens, Big Bill’s German, bully-boy foreman
George Garsen,
owner of Garsen’s Saloon
Tina
Tintinnabulation, saloon girlDigger Phelps, undertaker and barber
Widow Winslow, man-hunting, 35 year old widow
Place: Shoshone Hole,
(Garsen’s Saloon. A week later.
Garsen is behind the bar wiping glasses.
Digger Phelps is seated at a table, a bottle and a shot glass in front
of him)
Garsen: Hey,
Digger. Business been slow lately? I don’t recall anybody kickin’ the bucket
this last month.
Digger: Summers
are always slow. Got to wait for the
first fall chill. (takes a drink) Hot weather
brings ‘em into the barbershop, though.
And I pull a few teeth.
Garsen: Reckon
with more homesteaders comin’ into the valley, we’ll all be getting more
business.
Digger: You get
yours right away. I have t’wait.
Garsen: Not too
long from what I hear. Big Bill Wretcher’s
‘bout ready to make his play! His
foreman was doin’ a lot of talking in here this week.
Digger (with interest): That so? I could use a few stiffs right about now!
Garsen: Course,
I’d rather see the homesteaders stay.
I’ve made a lot of money from the supplies Garrett and the others have
bought this past year.
Digger: Big Bill
won’t stand for it. And Joe Garrett
won’t back off. There’ll be gun
play. (smiling) And I’ll get my
stiffs.
(Tina Tintinnabulation
enters left)
Digger: Tina, honey! Come sit here on my lap!
Tina (with flirtatious good humor): Two
seconds on duty and already an hombre wants me on hees lap! Carrumba!
Digger: Come
here, my little chili bean! I’ll buy you
a drink.
Tina (after laughing): I bring you the drink
but I no’ you little chili bean. You
naughty boy!
Digger: Okay,
then you’re my hot tamale!
Tina (playing along): You stay away from
me. I no want undertaker fingers around
waist. Got that?
Digger: Si. Comprendez.
Garsen. Where’d you find this
bundle of dynamite?
Garsen: Believe
it or not, in a convent.
Tina: Where those
two sodbusters always come in here? They
really like Tina. I dance with tambourine! Crazy one with long name give me Dixie dollars!
Digger (laughing): Confederate money ain’t worth
a penny.
Tina: I know
that! But I like heem and Svede. They fun hombres!
(Cannonball Stone and
Svede Svenson enter right)
Tina:
Carrumba! Speak of Diablo! Chihuahua !
Cannonball: Que
es el burro to you, too, senorita!
Svede: Yumpin’
Yimminy! My Svedish meatball!
Tina (to Digger): What I tell you! Fun hombres!
(She dances over to them and
tickles Cannonball under the chin) Kootchie! Kootchie!
Kootchie!
Svede: Why you
tickle him? What is wrong with me?
Tina: He got long
name. You don’t.
Cannonball:
Patrick Henry Robert E. Lee Beauregard Jackson Cannonball Stone says, “Drinks
are on the house!”
Digger (mildly sarcastic): Mighty generous of
you, Stone. The place is packed. What you goona use? Dickie dollars?
Cannonball (suddenly angry): You! Undertaker!
You speak of the South with respect, you hear?!
Digger: Just
wanted to make sure your folding money’s got Abe Lincoln on it. (Scornfully) Instead of Jefferson Davis!
(Cannonball leaps out
of his chair and shoves the table Digger is seated at on top of him. As Digger lies on the floor, Cannonball
stands over him ready to draw his gun from its holster)
Cannonball: You Yankee
tinhorn! Draw!
Svede: Yumpin’
Yimminy! Patrick Henry! You don’t shoot a man for being rude.
Cannonball: Stay
out of this, Svede! (to Digger) You lowdown, no
good carpetbagger, draw!
Digger: Since I
don’t have a gun, that’d be difficult.
Besides, my interest in corpses is plantin’ them, not bein’ one. (with
anger) But I’ll wager this! I’ll be plantin’ you within the month!
Cannonball: Yella
streak right down his back! ‘Bama
plowboy always could lick three Yankees, ‘cause two is always runnin’! (He laughs
and struts up to the bar)
(Digger gets up, picks
up his table and chair, and sits down sullenly)
Tina (to Cannonball, scolding him): You
naughty boy! You no do that! Mr. Digger.
He my friend, too! Bad hombre
come here. He plug you in tummy! You bleed all over floor!
Cannonball (with bravado): I ain’t afraid a no man!
Garsen: Tina’s
right. Seems to me you’re lookin’ for
trouble.
Cannonball: What
d’ ya mean?! I’m a friendly fella! Ain’t that right, Svede?
Svede: Yah.
Cannonball: But
no man alive talks against Jeff Davis without payin’ for it!
Garsen:
Here! Here now! The drinks are on me. You and your friend sit in the corner, and
cool off. Take this bottle, and these
glasses. (gives the bottle and glasses) And, Tina.
Tina: Si, senor.
Garsen: Give
Digger another bottle. (He hands her a bottle)
(Cannonball and Swede
go to the corner table. Tina gives
Digger his bottle)
Garsen: Paid too
much for this furniture to have it busted up!
(Kurt Jergens and Big
Bill Wretcher enter right)
Big Bill: Set ‘em
up, Garsen. The usual.
Garsen: Sure, Big
Bill. (pause) Hear you just got back
from the reservation up by Cheyenne .
Big Bill: That’s
right. Signed a beef contract with the
government. What’d I tell you about
servin’ homesteaders in here?!
Garsen: Well,
gee, Bill. Times are tough. I gotta make a livin’.
Big Bill (unpleasantly): You been doin’ right
well, I hear.
Jergens: Barbed vire! Hundreds of veet of barbed vire! Yah!
Big Bill (angrily): Seems everybody’s done real
good ‘round here, but Big Bill! What do
you think I should do about that, Garsen?
Garsen: I don’t
want any trouble, Bill.
Jergens (looking about the room): Old building
here. Burn vast! Yah!
Tindervox!
Garsen: I can’t
order those men out of here! They’ve got
a right!
Big Bill: You
don’t have to. (to Jergens) Take care of
this.
(Jergens walks over to
the corner table, smiling)
Tina: Mester Big
Bill. You leave them alone!
Big Bill: Don’t
worry your pretty little head about sodbusters, senorita. When I’ve finished my business with Joe
Garrett and his riff raff, you’re goin’ to be my wife!
Tina: Carrumba! (She
exits hastily left)
Jergens:
Sodvusters. You vill stand up! (Cannonball
and Svede stand) You vill leave,
immediately!
Cannonball: Hey,
you can’t order me around!
Jergens: You vish
to protest?!
Cannonball:
You’re darned right I do!
(Jergens flattens
Cannonball against the wall with a straight right)
Svede: Yumpin’
Yimminy!
Jergens: How
about you?
Svede: I tink I
better go now.
Jergens (indicating the unconscious Cannonball):
You vill take him vit you! Dat is an
order!
Svede: Yah! Yah!
Yust as soon as I wake him up.
Jergens: You vill
do it now! Schnell! Schnell!
(He whips his riding crop against
his boot)
(Svede grabs a hold of
Cannonball’s arms and hastily drags him out the right exit. Jergens returns to the bar)
Big Bill: When
Garrett gets wind of this, he’ll be down here quick. We’ll be ready for him! (He
motions toward the corner table. Jergens
takes a bottle that Garsen relinquishes without protest and sits at the table)
(Shane enters left, a
pair of farmer’s pants over his left arm.
He sees Garsen and walks with measured strides over to the bar)
Garsen: What can
I do for you, stranger?
Shane: Nobody was
in your store. I want to buy these work
pants.
Garsen: Two
dollars. (pause) You homesteading
along the river?
Shane: Working
for Joe Garrett. (Big Bill and Jergens look up with interest)
Garsen: Then I’ll
put this on his tab.
(Shane tosses a coin
on the bar)
Shane: A shot of
sarsaparilla.
Garsen: Coming
right up. (Garsen fills a shot glass with sarsaparilla)
(Shane takes the
glass, takes a sip, puts the glass down, and, elbows on the table, glances at
the two men at the corner table. Kurt
Jergens gets up from the table and saunters over to the bar)
Jergens (to Garsen): You vill give us vone more
bottle! (Garsen finds another bottle and places it on the bar. Meanwhile, Jergens looks Shane over
deliberately. Then, disdainfully) Hello, farmer.
Shane (after finishing his drink, mildly):
Speaking to me?
Jergens: You are
standing here, yah? (pause) Haf a man’s drink!
(Jergens pours Shane a
glass of whiskey and places it in front of Shane. Shane reaches for the glass, his hand
trembles, and he pulls it back)
Jergens (sarcastically, to Digger): Dis farmer
doesn’t drink vhiskey! Just … sodie pop!
(Shane looks away,
anger in his eyes)
Jergens (after a pause, sniffing the air):
Garsen. Vhat is happening here? It schmells.
Not clean cattleman schmell.
Dirty barnyard schmell. (He stares at Shane for five seconds) You.
Farmer. Vhat you and Garrett
raising? Pigs?
Shane (after a relaxed pause, to Garsen): I’ll
have a clean glass. (Garsen gives him one. Shane
pours sarsaparilla into it. To Jergens) Sodie
pop. Drink up. The bubbles will take your smell out
of your nose.
(Jergen’ss eyes bug
out. He raises his right fist. Shane slaps him three times very
rapidly. Jergens shakes his head,
stunned)
Shane (calmly): You forgot your drink.
(Jergens stares at the
glass a moment, then throws a round-house right. Shane steps inside the blow and delivers a
blow low into Jergens’s stomach. Jergens
gasps; his head comes down. Shane grabs
Jergens’s hair with his left hand and, with his right knee, connects with
Jergens’s chin. Jergens flips over
backwards and lies totally still. Shane
looks at him for five seconds and then walks carefully over to Big Bill)
Shane (after a pause, softly): Perhaps you
have something to say about soda pop, or pigs.
(Big Bill remains
totally motionless, too afraid to move.
After a ten second pause, Shane walks slowly to the right exit, stops,
and turns)
Shane: All things
change, Wretcher. Give a little.
Big Bill (after a five second pause): Who was
that man?!
Digger: He calls
himself … Shane. But I thought he
was a souse!
Big Bill (after a five second pause): Garsen!
Garsen: Yes sir.
Big Bill: Send
off a telegram to Cheyenne . (pause,
then slowly, with emphasis) Send it to … Stark Verisimilitude! (An
ominous chord of music is heard)
Digger (with shocked alarm): The vicious gun
fighter?!
Big Bill: Look to
your coffins, undertaker. And your
embalming fluid! (He gets up and walks to Digger’s table) Garrett and Shane are dead men! (He
turns, walks grimly to the bar, snaps his fingers at Garsen) Garsen, that telegram! (He and
Garsen exit left)
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